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'The Wire' the Musical is here! 'THE WIRE' THE MUSICAL IS HERE!!! Betty White gets a wax figure…finally. And Kristen Stewart takes on everyone who wants truth destroyed. There are some of our favorite links of the day. Enjoy!
If you were a fan of the gritty, unapologetic television classic "The Wire," but always wished the show could make the war on drugs just a bit more family friendly and maybe add a few Fosse inspired musical numbers…well then Happy Tuesday to you! The Wire The Musical!!!
(Funny or Die)
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Kristen Stewart has some choice words for the readers of Vanity Fair: "I don't give a f**k about the voracious, starving s**t eaters who want to turn truth into s**t." Kristen left it unclear as to why these people want "s**t" over "truth," but one can only assume based on this comment that the "starving s**t eaters" KStew is referring to want the world's truth turned into "s**t" so that they can eat it and presumably end their starvation?
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The Queen hopes that her Diamond Jubilee "will brighten our lives." It certainly brightened Pierce Morgan's life who called the celebration an "orgy of excitement," but Jon Stewart (not being a very big fan of boats, awkward dancing or kooky hats) was a little underwhelmed.
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Scout Willis was arrested for being under age and "drinking a Pakistani beer in Union Square." Throwing back brewskis in public park seems like a pretty pedestrian rebellion for the daughter of Hollywood royalty. Next time maybe Scout will put a little imagination into her celebrity kid gone wild antics. Some suggestions for more interesting future Scout shenanigans include: going to P Diddy's white party while wearing a color other than white, creating a 'fake' website detailing your celebri-kid antics, daring to use a laser pointer at a Kayne show, or using her famous family to make a home music video even weirder than the Kardasians.
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In a case of art imitating life imitating life back in the day … Lindsay Lohan's breast popped out of her dress while filming in character as Elizabeth Taylor. Taylor no stranger to the ill-timed nip slip herself would probably have understood.
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Betty White was given a wax figure made in her likeness at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. Its been an exciting month for having inanimate objects turned into the likeness of Betty White, just a few weeks ago TLC''s 'The Cake Boss' baked a life sized cake in Betty's image.
(Huffington Post)
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If there is one thing all of cyberspace can agree on its that the internet needs more of the Kardasians and more videos about cats. Fortunately, there is someone out there listening. Khloe Kardashian is the narrator for a new webseries about kittens. Here it is in all its glory. You're welcome.
(Crushable)
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